it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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