You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
