it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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