K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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