Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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