Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
