Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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