Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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