the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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