I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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