I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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