Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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