Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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