Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Your penis caused this!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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