Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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