I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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