whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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