Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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