We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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