A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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