'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We need to rekindle our bromance
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
