So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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