I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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