As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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