I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
This is my gift to your gina
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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