i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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