Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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