if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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