With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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