You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He did a backflip because drugs
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