he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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