They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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