Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Vodka?
Forever.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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