I will die if light touches me.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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