I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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