why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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