You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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