i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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