I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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