found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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