I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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