idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the day after is always just damage control
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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