I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just sucked dick on a ferry
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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