Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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