My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
