I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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