How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
