did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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