Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
false alarm, still single
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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