My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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