Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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